they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
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I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
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Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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