Hello Stephanie, you need to come pick me up at Par Blvrd correctional facility and bring $750-$1000 for bail. I just got a DUI. Thank you.
What!?!?! How are you txting?!
Because this is Officer Reynolds, and I just arrested your boyfriend.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Randomize
