Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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