How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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