I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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