recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
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My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
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It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.