I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
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There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
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So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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