My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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