I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
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Hippo gnu deer
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
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I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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