the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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