You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
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Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
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ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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