Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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