Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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