I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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