As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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