Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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