part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
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Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
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Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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