don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
Randomize
