ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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