its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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