The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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