I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Randomize
