We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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