What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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