All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
Randomize
