How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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