I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
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Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
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Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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