Its about making memories worth repressing
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Randomize
