get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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