i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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