i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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