so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
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