6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
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