will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
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I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
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he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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