Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
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i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
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Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.