why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
Four minutes until I can fart!
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mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
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Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum