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Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
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stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
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honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.