Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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