Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
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the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
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Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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