Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
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