i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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