ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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