addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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