Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Ladies don't puke and tell
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
Randomize
