sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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