you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
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I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
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i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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