he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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