Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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