i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
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Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
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Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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