whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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