He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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