You surviving the open bar?
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There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
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it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
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You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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