btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
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